Men are dogs she says. Yes. That is the typical stereotype, four legged, tale between our rear legs, crouch licking, instinct driven animals. For some this maybe a severe contradiction on a quick self analytical survey. But are men like dogs? Well, I am a man (last time I checked) and I do not drool at the mouth, lick my own crouch, shed, run after cars, trucks, sticks, balls, Frisbees or the local USPS mailman. Yet, something about the statement makes me smile. Their is a bond between a man and a dog, an unspoken trust. When that connection is there, it is something quiet unexplainable, well, almost unexplainable — since dog is ‘man’s best friend.’ We could deeply analyse the psychology of what is called man’s best friend, but I prefer to stay clear of that. The real question, is it a true statement that men are like dogs?
Yes. Of course we are.
The answer is simpler then the above statements, its men think quickly about instinctive things. We do what makes ourselves happy in a perverse way, like looking back when a beautiful girl passes, leaving clothes around the floor of the bathroom instead of using urine to signify dominance of a territory, and of course trying to out-perform any other guy around because WE are the MAN. So next time she taps her Prada shoe and states that ‘Men are dogs’, think about one question only: If men are dogs then why is the slang for an annoyed women a Bitch, the same definition as a female dog? When your done smiling you might consider men are dogs since we both want to get the bitch.